Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it
OH
So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a Pokémon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one Pokémon can learn, a Legendary postgame Pokémon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that Pokémon naturally knows that move anyway.
Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader Simón Bolívar.
Cheff JJ on ig
Copy-pasted directly from his reel:
ingredients:
- 2 cups of flour
- 4 cups of water + 1 cup ( for the pasta)
- 4 small red onions
- 1 cup of brown whole lentils
- 1/2 tsp cumin powder
- 1/2 tsp coriander powder salt and pepper
- 4-5 tbsp olive oil
- half a lemon
- sumac
- fresh coriander
- start by mixing 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of water.
- knead the dough very well and let it rest while preparing the rest of the meal.
- finely dice 3 onions and fry in olive oil, add a cup of washed brown lentils.
- season with cumin powder, coriander powder, salt and pepper add 4 cups of water and let it simmer on low for about 10-15 minutes.
- flour the counter top and roll the dough as thin as you prefer your pasta to be.
- roll the dough on itself and cut it into thin strips. flour the pasta and add it to the pan. cook it for about 5 minutes
- slice an onion and fry it in olive oil till it starts to brown and char, you want the char flavor.
- reserve some for garnish and add the oil and onion to the pan and mix. serve in a plate, garnish with the onions, lemon, fresh coriander sumac and enjoy
Good morning faggots, dykes, and transsexuals
This post is making the terf rounds so reminder to reblog it like warning shots to keep the mindless cultists off your blog
they got games on the Ford F150
they're making us do shifts camped out at the skate park to try to stop the teens from destroying shit but coworker found out theres games on the truck so we were playing puzzles and shit
what was ford thinking making their gaming console a truck











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